Rub my belly and I'll say somethin' funny

The Clinton Presidential Museum is selling a Bill Clinton talking action figure for the low, low price of $19.92

The talking doll speaks 21 famous quotes, according to the Web site... but doesn't list them.

Here are just a few that I bet didn't make the cut:

"Politics gives guys so much power that they tend to behave badly around women. And I hope I never get into that. "

"I tried to walk a line between acting lawfully and testifying falsely, but I now realize that I did not fully accomplish that goal."

"I did not inhale. "

"I did not have sex with that woman."

"It depends upon what your definition of 'is' is."